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COMTEST
MAPS

Mavid Disco's
MakeIt BAd Map Comtest

Thanks to all who sent 
maps for making me 
never want to play
UT again....

Judges
MavidDisco
&
IrreverentCrackhead

Nov 12
THE WIINER
DOM-ClippingError2

BIG THANKS TO:
Irreverent
Crackhead

BUT FIRST : Above and beyond the winners - more like ugly art, there so bad even God Mode doesn't help?!
       you actually want me to play a game in these?!?
DM-Cw2.zip
Bad: even in God Mode I had a hard time getting thorugh the entire map! 
Badder:  lots of textures rotating and a FOV randomizer - ow my eyes
Worser:  monsters that instantly mangle you
Worstest:  reversing the controls
 
Defyning moment:- Resisting teh urge to turn teh monitaww off
Puke on my shoos:- Lots :/
Stupit ideya:-Making a seaqwell to teh frist one
WTF?:- Reversing all teh control inputs
Bad4live.zip
 Bad: its like interactive art
Badder : there are queen monters in it
Worser:  it hurt my eyes
Worstest:  God Mofe doesn't help much
....WTF is that?
DOM-UnderwaterLove22.zip
Bad: its all underwater
Badder:  monsters too?
Worser:  flickerying textures panning at high speed
Worstest:  You cant even move around good in God Mode
Teh noises
************* Now for the playable wiiners!!! **************
THE BADDEST WORST   MAP
DOM-ClippingError2.zip
From the giant seaweed revolving around to the warp zones this thing is hard on the mind and eyes at the same time   Jump pad under CPs, horrid textures, HOMs - its got it all and is still playable
Defyning moment:-Bounce pads under teh controwl points
Puke on my shoos:-Silly noises all over teh place
Stupit ideya:-Far two many to jsut pick one
WTF?:-Teh "sky" thing
THE WORST MAP
CTF-YouSukczip
FJust plain ugly with bad all over it - bad brush work, bad
 lighting, bad elevators this thing is just ugly without trying to be. It looks like a 5 year old kid built it  no pathnodes used - there all items  horrible but playable
Defyning moment:-Redeemer jumping between teh bases with God/allammo cheets:-Teh only way to navygate
Puke on my shoos:-Lifts that go yuo suck
Stupit ideya:-Teh platform in the sky:-my nayme is not Lando Calrysian
WTF?:-Pickups that bounce up and down...that freaks me out
THE  BAD MAP
DOM-Contestw.zip
Allot like  the second version but without the reverser and FOV tricks and a few other things.  I'd give it the # 2 spot, but the v2 of it already has a spot so I give sombody else the glory...
Defyning moment:-Dogs barking when yuor on a lift 
Puke on my shoos:-Those stupit mountins that I keep getting stuck in
Stupit ideya:-Teh big mirrored floor
WTF?:- Is that shape in teh sky for?
ANd the dishonorable mentions ---------------------------------------------
soilless.zip ----Defyning moment:-Trying to keel something
Puke on my shoos:-Yeah I get motion sickness :/
Stupit ideya:-Oh yes
                                falling falling falling
WTF?:- Teh solid things that keel yuo if yuo hit them.
  DOM-ugh.zip  Defyning moment:-DOM maps are suppowsed to have controwl points yuo a$$      uh there is a CP its just hard to find
Puke on my shoos:-Looks like a fooking acid trip
Stupit ideya:-Trying to play this horrid thing
WTF?:-HOM or Howle?
    A fine skybox
  Dm-Cr4ptastic Defyning moment:-Spawning above teh lava looking down..yuo no yuor going to die
Puke on my shoos:-Teh brush alignment UED has a snap grid stupit!
Stupit ideya:-Teh tower thing in teh middul with all teh pickups on it
WTF?:- Teh lava on teh corridoor floor that don't keel you
Dm-hideous

Because it was mine and I can!  best point - falling down the shaft for 14 seconds  and some fine brsuh alighnment I think

and just because they also bite bad.... ===========================
Dm-EvilCube3 million pickups     fall in the water and no way out DOM-Face_IIIIIIIIII_SEtwo.zip - Playerstart by tons o redeemers - bot get 'em
Dm-NiceCube - Big box with an autocannon dmkamakarma.zip  - invisible ammo?  huge StarWars tribute? 
worst moments from teh rest:  
Teh stupit sownds in DM-NMP
WTF is a Qualthwar?
Teh bot in DM-dome :-it spanked me :/
Falling through stairs in DM-l__tm__p
Lousy movers in DM-PleaseDontDeleteThisMap